He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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