i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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