if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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