i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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