Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
farters have to be the big spoon...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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