I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Everything about him screamed your future.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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