Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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