So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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