So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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