It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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