Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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