think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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