saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm really busy with my period
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