i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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