I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
why is half of my head shaved?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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