Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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