He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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