I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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