haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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