If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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