Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
being pregnant is like rehab
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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