Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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