we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
