What did we do last night that was yellow?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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