I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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