Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
now i know why i became what i already was.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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