Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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