I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I didn't shave. On purpose
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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