what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize
