found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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