i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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