I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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