we're blogging at a bar
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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