we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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