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you suck at this game today
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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