He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Everclear isn't food dammit
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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