In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Never joke about your clitoris.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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