upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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