Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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