do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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