you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We’re leaving where are you
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