garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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