Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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