As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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