Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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