I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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