I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
seriously i just wanna be friends
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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