To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
