dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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