So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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