Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
