me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she peed on how many people?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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