No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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